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Q: What has four
wheels and flies? A: Garbage truck. Thank you for the joke, Kyle. |
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A guy named Bob
goes to a bar with his dog. He tells the bartender that his dog can talk. "No he can't." The bartender said. "Yes he can." Bob confidently said. "Alright, prove it." The bartender insisted "Okay." He turned to his dog and said, "What's on top of a house, boy?" "Ruff( Roof )." The dog replied. "Any dog can do that." The bartender said. So, Bob turns to his dog and say's, "Who was the greatest baseball player that ever lived?" "Ruff ( Babe Ruth)." The dog repeated. So the bartender gets mad and throws them out of the bar. On the way home the dog looks up at his owner and say's, "McGuire?" Thank you for the joke, Don. |
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Q: How do you
know if a blonde has been using your computer? A: Because there's white-out on the screen. |
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Q: How do you
drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. |
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Q: How do you
communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line. |
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A boy wrote this
letter home from camp: Dear Mom and Dad, Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon. Be$t wi$he$, Your $on $ammy. His parents wrote back: Dear Sammy, NOthing much is happening here. Please write aNOther letter soon. Bye for NOw. Love, Mom and Dad. |
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Q: What do you
do with a blue whale? A: Cheer him up. |
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"Knock
knock." "Who's there?" "The interrupting cow." "The interrupting Cow Wh..." "MOO" Thank you for the joke, Don. |
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Q: What's the
most musical bone. A: A Trombone. |
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Q: What are the
biggest diamonds in the world. A: The ones in the baseball field. |
Q:
When does it ever rain money?
A: When there's change in the weather.
A
kid makes coffee for his dad. His dad finds a toy soldier in his cup. The kid said
"I saw it on tv "The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."
Thank you for the joke, Dan.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and legs that comes in the mail.
A: Bill.
